Prompt: “The Future of Rhinoceros Security” from https://www.neuraltext.com/ai/blog-ideas-generator

Hello again, as you all know, global crime rates have been skyrocketing. It is an issue which has concerned everyone, and one which many have tried to solve. Many have failed, I am the exception.

Now I understand that this is a very grand claim which is quite impossible to execute. They say crime will always exist, and that we just need to find ways to mitigate it. I have not only found a way to mitigate crime but completely eradicate it wherever my method is employed. It is simple.

Rhinoceros Security Guards

No one is going to mess with a rhinoceros. If we plop a rhinoceros outside of a bank, you best believe every valuable in there is staying put.

My tests involved scouting out a couple of city blocks downtown. I observed every crime that happened within this area for one month. I also did nothing to stop them, as to keep my control sample clean. I then released a couple rhinos on the area for a month.

In my sample size, the crime rates dropped 100%*

*there were various assaults committed by the rhinos on innocent bystanders, but for obvious reasons this doesn’t really count

It truly was astonishing, what was once a bustling area of town, plagued by constant crime was now quiet and orderly, just how I like it. In fact, I think the only things I heard after a week of rhino rule was the street lights (so annoying), alongside the rhinos themselves.

For the future, I would recommend better containment for the rhinos, as I regularly had to lure the rhinoceros’ back with blocks of tofu. If we perhaps had districts with military checkpoints to keep the rhinos protecting their little area, we would live in a perfect world.

Quite simple. Don’t know how no one came up with it sooner.