I was not only able to survive the deadly monster in the barn this week, I was able to defeat the monster through calculated strategy. It was said that this monster loved to eat multi color 3D prints, because? We cannot explain the unexplainable, must simply let it enter our minds without resistance. I knew that it liked eating 3D prints, so I could weaponize this.
My object of choice? Why, a cup that looks like Squidward’s house, of course. I could disguise a poison of some sort around the rim, so that when the monster drank the non-existent fluid that resided in the cup, I would be rid of this madness and could go home and play video games. I don’t really remember how I gained access to a 3D printer while in this barn, maybe the poison I applied to the cup played a role in that, but nonetheless, I was conveniently able to print this cup while face to face with this monster. I decided to choose a base silver color, because it might appear extra shiny and valuable, you never know. The purple for the rim just looked nice, purple is my favorite color, yet it may have looked a little too poisonous in hindsight.
This print took just over 30 minutes, which made the monster a little antsy. I was quite scared that he would settle for flesh instead of filament, but the cup finished printing just in time.
Beautiful.
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